Thursday, July 25, 2013

Christianity for the Next 1000 Years: 95 Theses


In the beginning, God created skies and earth.

Welcome back…glad you came.  I pray my blog finds you growing in faith.  Below are some more theses.


53.    The Parousia is a poetic motif that courses through the Christian Bible.  From the time Jesus announced to a crowd of people that some of them would see the Son of Man coming in his glory to Darbyism, to Hal Lindsey and Tim LaHaye, the Parousia has been badly misunderstood.

54.  If we keep insisting people are going to fly out of their cars, off of their commodes, or away from their beds to meet Jesus in the sky with his posse of avenging saints, then our faith will seem sillier with each coming generation.

55.  Early Christian writers dealt with the delay of the Parousia in diverse ways.  Our generation needs to realize that Jesus comes again and again with each generation of Christians that love one another and the rest of humanity.

56.  A lot of believers remain baby Christians all of their lives.  Imagine grownups raised to believe in Santa Claus.  Imagine only good girls and boys who are past 21 get presents only if they believe Santa Claus is real and his story is history.  Anyone who does not believe sleighs and reindeer can fly are not allowed to celebrate Christmas. 

57.  If Christians continue to rely on superstition to promulgate the gospel, the faith will diminish to a cult.  It is already happening. 

58.  We should be thankful that Christians today do not insist that to be a Christian one must believe the earth does not move because the Bible says it is fixed upon a foundation. 

59.  God does not live in the sky.  God does not sit on a throne with Jesus sitting next to God.  God does not have a body part that enables sitting.  Such language is poetry.

60.  To speak of God, people must use figurative language.  Precise scientific language is impossible and undesirable.  God is the ground of all being. 

61.  God is beyond all gods.  Any language about One so lofty must itself be lofty.  Any logic about One so lofty must itself by sublime.

62.  God is that which is perceived to be personal that resists nonbeing. 

63.  When we see God we see ourselves, but God is infinite and we are finite.  We must gaze beyond our finitude to begin to grasp God’s infinity.

64.    We cannot imagine God without those structures in our minds that allow us to perceive transcendence. 

65.  When we read the Bible, we see God evolve from a tribal deity to a universal deity mainly because human consciousness transformed over time.

66.  Not every doctrine in the Bible is worthy of God.  For instance, the Deuteronomic Theory of history states that God blesses his people with prosperity as long as they obey God’s law and God punishes his people with suffering if they disobey.  Jews returning from the Babylonian Exile questioned that theory.   Books like Job, Ecclesiastes, and other post-exilic writings questioned that theory of history.  Many no doubt felt that they had followed the temple religion faithfully, yet Yahweh still punished them.  They began to realize that bad things happen to everybody. 

67.  The truth is that we all get our comeuppance.  The rain falls on the wicked and the faithful.

68.  Jesus preached the kingdom of God here in the love of his disciples.  It is a great commission that has yet to be attempted in earnest.

69.  Jesus did not come to establish a new piety.  The world through the centuries had been drowning in pious, rapacious men.  Jesus offered a new way of being kosher.  It is a cleanliness based on the way we treat one another.  It is a way of being kosher by renewing ourselves with love.

70.  Being worldly has nothing to do with having fun.  What is opposed to Christ is not about pleasure, but about manmade domination systems that grind people down.  Caesar rode a horse and led armies that murdered innocent people in order to force Roman ways onto other cultures. 

71.  The image of Jesus as a conquering, bloody Caesar arriving from the sky is an idol.  Jesus rode a donkey and led followers who save the world from oppressive power, greed, and violence. 

72.  Jesus was a Jewish man living under brutal Roman rule.  Stories are told about his wondrous deeds for the purpose of preaching.  They were not told to convince people that the supernatural happens. 


Thanks for letting me share with you today.  I’ll finish my 95 Theses tomorrow.  Blessings…

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